@pippydrydocking: If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don't be open.
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@MooseAllain: A cropped version of my wind turbines cartoon seems to be doing the rounds. It’s by me, if you see it.
@d_whitehouse: Lance Armstrong should be applauded for being able to ride a bike so well on drugs. I tried it once. Hit a dog and fell into the canal.
@GreenishDuck: Sure I'll eat square slices of pizza, but I'm thinking of triangular ones the whole time.
@DaddyJew: I'll have a salad but on top of a burger with cheese "So you want a cheeseburger?" Yes but when you bring it to me say here's your salad