@pippydrydocking: If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don't be open.
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@Cpin42: Well Bob, I love to travel, and being my own boss is great. But I suppose my favorite thing about being a serial killer is murdering people.
@DanMentos: me: *rubs lamp* genie: I will grant you three wishes me: can you go away I’m rubbing this lamp
@myles_morrison: Stages of beard length: 1.) sexy stubble 2.) sea captain beard 2.) prisoner of war beard 3.) homeless person beard 4.) wizard beard
@shariv67: Boy, your name must be Adobe cuz when you call me up for a date, I say "Ask me again later."