@trevso_electric: If you want to keep a secret from me, write it and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
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@kumailn: Advertisers think we're like "Oh a pop-up ad is in the way of the thing I actually want to watch? I should purchase whatever it's selling!"
@mojo_bones_: Condescending: (adj) showing patronizing superiority (verb) a convict shimmying down a prison wall with a rope made of bed sheets.
@_sinistroll: WIFE: He makes everything into a wood pun ME: This couch has such great lumber support WIFE: See?? THERAPIST: Try to stop ME: Oakey dokey
@PinkCamoTO: Does anyone need a pen? I just went through a few drawers and it turns out we have ALL of them.