@trevso_electric: If you want to keep a secret from me, write it and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
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@DanMentos: "There's Dave" Regular Dave or Dave who thinks he's a hotdog and "f" is a vowel? [cut to Dave writing in a book titled "Diary of an frank"]