@trevso_electric: If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
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@FloodyHippie: You don't need to put "narcissist" in your bio. This is twitter, that shit goes without saying.
@NerishaLakha: Boyfriend and Boy friend..... See that little space between the second one? Thats called the friend zone!
@JonnyStallone: If you ever get caught sleeping on the job... slowly raise your head and say "in Jesus name amen"
@Thee1_4U: Well well well, if it isn't the guy who hired me looking over my shoulder, watching me stare at my phone... Brb.