@trevso_electric: If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
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@QwertyJones3: An opossum is just a regular possum that reenacts the diner scene from When Harry Met Sally.
@meladoodle: A demon that writes messages on your mirror with blood but they're useful messages. Like "remember you have yoga at 6 tonight"
@einsteinsexual: You say tomato soup. I say ketchup soup. Cause the three year old won't eat tomato soup.