@trevso_electric: If you want to keep a secret from me, write it down and send it to me as a Facebook event invitation.
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@RamblingMachine: Some fairy tales start with "once upon a time". Others start with "If I won the elections".
@iamburtjarvis: [moving her panties to the side] HEY MAA, I'M MAKING ROOM FOR MY LEGOS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWER.
@TheDairylandDon: The only spanish I know is from the song Feliz Navidad, so these last few days have been my time to shine.