@KentWGraham: If you want to know how I rate in our household, my wife has one term of endearment for me and 74 for our dog.
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@Trudacious: You should ask her if she gained weight. That way she knows you're paying attention to her.
@WheelTod: Me: “I just want a girl who likes Star Wars as much as me.” Hot girl: “I like Star Wars” Me: “Oh yeah? Name all 3 security guards I blew to get my own private tour of the Starship Enterprise!”
@PrettyInCamo11: I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor and think, "I'd tap that."