@KentWGraham: If you want to know how I rate in our household, my wife has one term of endearment for me and 74 for our dog.
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@ClaytonSykes: After getting out of jury duty, it dawned on me that our nation's trials are decided by 12 people too stupid to get out of jury duty.
@EndhooS: "How did you get those scars?" [Flashback to me running into a glass door] They're from Cage fighting.
@KeetPotato: chickens lay eggs every day right? so is that why we eat eggs? so chickens don't take over the world?