@KentWGraham: If you want to know how I rate in our household, my wife has one term of endearment for me and 74 for our dog.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Midgetspar: If I had a fake leg it would be a see-thru plastic one full of jelly beans and I'd only charge kids a dime for a handful like the old days.
@walks_on_legs: What is this special type of waffle called a "Tennis racket" and why does it taste like metal wires?
@i_wantMyBiitch: I gently slid her panties to the side.... so that I cud fit the rest of her socks in the drawer.