@KentWGraham: If you want to know how I rate in our household, my wife has one term of endearment for me and 74 for our dog.
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@ComedicBust: [About to have sex] Me: I want you so bad. Her: Take me. Me: [rips off panties] Her: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU WEARING PANTIES
@erikbransteen: Melania Trump doesn’t want to live in the same place as her husband. More than half of America feels the same way.