@KentWGraham: If you want to know how I rate in our household, my wife has one term of endearment for me and 74 for our dog.
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@PinkCamoTO: My walk of shame is just me leaving a party trying to hide a Tupperware container of leftover cake under my hoodie.
@CherBear162: Well Officer..we didn't have a bottle so that dead guy over there.. "Him?" No the other dead guy..suggested "Spin The .44"..And I WON!
@ieatanddrink: Just heard that distinct "baby fell out of the crib and into a pizza that was on the floor" sound