@trevso_electric: If you want to know what a girl will look like in 30 years, stop talking to her and show up to her house in 30 years to check on her.
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@SureYouDo1: For your anniversary, if your wife asks for something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in 3 seconds...don't get her a bathroom scale. Nope.
@Lexactly: Nothing makes a friendship more awkward than saying "Cute doggie" and realizing it's their kid
@aveuaskew: The only cat like reflex I possess is turning and staring at the wall when you talk to me.
@scarebro: Maybe your parents told you a watched pot never boils so you wouldn't go around sticking your face near boiling water, idiot.