@LindseyEllison2: If you want to look mysterious I would suggest painting your cornea with a sharpie. Always works for me.
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@UncleDuke1969: "My advice? Don't have children. They're horrible soul-sucking fun-killing disappointing money pits with ZERO upside. Got it?" "OK, Daddy."
@BradBroaddus: Our mailman freaked out when he accidentally saw me naked. So did all the other people at the post office.