@Donna_McCoy: If you want to piss off a narcissist, just tell 'em that subtweet wasn't about them.
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@ohheyohhihello: what do we want??? CHEESECAKE when do we want it??? PEOPLE VERY RARELY SAY THEY WANT SOMETHING THAT THEY DON’T WANT IMMEDIATELY
@TheNardvark: Pretty cool that Sarah Connor saved mankind by raw-dogging a total stranger claiming to be a time traveller at the height of the AIDS scare.
@KeetPotato: [music club] what should we play today [hand goes up] yes joe? "banjo" all those who wanna ban joe raise their hand [everyones hand goes up]