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@KidBeatnix: If you want to play frisbee
Buy a frozen pizza instead of a frisbee
And when you get hungry from playing frisbee
Eat your frisbee

If you want to play frisbee 
Buy a frozen pizza instead of a frisbee
And when you get hungry from playing frisbee
Eat your frisbee

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