@2thestreetz: If you want world peace, your army should be made up of massage therapists. I mean, who could fight while getting a relaxing massage?
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@joeljeffrey: I took my cat to Build-A-Bear so he could see what's going to happen to him if he pees on the carpet again.
@markydoodoo: It's hard to think about mama johns staying home with all the children johns while papa johns are away at pizza wars.
@FknVancouver: My dog is so excited about me washing the car that I'm starting to think he borrows it while I'm asleep
@MomOfTeen: He approaches me from behind and wraps his arms around me and I am breathless. With one firm and quick thrust, he dislodges my food.