@iwearaonesie: if you want your wife to take you seriously, don't throw your sippy cup during an argument
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@ericsshadow: For sale: $300 King size mattress & box spring, 6 mo old, Never had sex on it, not even once. IDK ask her.
@AintNoFamily: I can't wait to stick my descriptive adjective all up in your noun until you verb all over my face.
@justabloodygame: Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Give Jesus a fish, and you and your family will eat nothing but that one fish for a lifetime.
@MicheleAKALips: I suspected my marriage was in trouble when I'd meet my husband for dinner then we would both race home to make out with the babysitter.