@iwearaonesie: if you want your wife to take you seriously, don't throw your sippy cup during an argument
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@pleatedjeans: Instead of yelling "Hello?" when u think a murderer's in your home, say "Goodbye" Then if he's there he'll be like well OK guess I'm leaving
@0hJuliette: Why are so many men suddenly curious who my father is right in the middle of our lovemaking?
@RefractReality: In terms of spelling difficulty, I think the word "average" is between easy and hard.