@senorwinces: If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion.
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@shegotagronk: If you're ever interested in having a near death experience just tell a girl she's not hot enough to be that crazy.
@causticbob: I met a girl at a club the other night and she told me she'd show me a good time. When we got outside, she ran 100m in 9.69 seconds.
@xLiserx: *Batman happily approaches Batmobile* Wife: Forget it, Bruce! We have two car seats & need to go to Costco. *Defeatedly gets in Batvan*