@senorwinces: If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion.
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@iGreenMonk: I can always tell when someone is lying by tying them down and strapping them to a lie detector.
@ruinedpicnic: Humans pretend to be smart but we still look at the ceiling when we hear a noise upstairs like we're suddenly gonna have x-ray vision
@meganamram: I know I'm being such a grammar Nazi, but it's "Jew-rats make me NAUSEATED," not "Jew-rats make me NAUSEOUS"
@Sassafrantz: *rises out of neighbor's hot tub* I'd like to talk to you guys about home alarm systems...