@senorwinces: If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion.
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@LuvPug: I guess a good thing that would happen to me if the zombie apocalypse ever occurred is that I'd finally start running
@Brampersandon_: WIFE: would you chop these onions for me ME: sure WIFE: I meant with a knife ME (tightening the belt on my karate robe): aww man
@TEXASVETERAN: I wonder how many other Sandy's have come into men's lives and taken their cars and houses, too.
@Hilarious_Idiot: Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts. Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia. Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good..