@RamblingMachine: If you watch Jaws backwards, it's about a shark with gastritis that keeps throwing up people until they all have fun on the beach.
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@slimmy_shady: This chick last night told me to do her like her ex husband so I drained her bank accounts and banged her sister
@PAT_E_ROCK: Girl: So, how many inches is it? Pat: How many inches is what? G: You know.. P: Uhhh, about 200 dollars long. G: OMG, It's so big!
@KamanCider: Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive.