@curlycomedy: If you watch someone kissing in public for too long you become what's weird about it.
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@RobElliottComic: 911: What's your emergency? Me: I need several Ambuli stat! 911: Ambuli? Me: Yea plural for Ambulance 911: No its not Me: It should be
@simly01: Enter Password. Wrong Wrong Wrong Wrong Reset Password New Password can't be old password. sets computer on fire🔥
@MrDelFreaky: So, nothing rhymes with orange, huh? *changes name to MC Orange, wins every rap battle, and retires undefeated*
@MindyFurano: Flipped over my therapist's writing pad and it was just a New York Times crossword with "shut up" written in every blank.