@curlycomedy: If you watch someone kissing in public for too long you become what's weird about it.
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@NotARatsAss: Make sure to stand in the middle of group photos. It will be harder to crop you out later.
@splegge: Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.
@theshamingofjay: The human soul weighs 1.2lbs. I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into my job
@ConanOBrien: This summer, camp counselors all over the country will shine flashlights under their chins and read the headlines.