@noog: If you watch Wall-E backwards its about a little robot that would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people.
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@autocorrects: I don't understand why some snacks are "fun-sized", there's really nothing "fun" about having a smaller portion of food.
@virtualhippie: Being high in front of your parents is like trying to do your best impression of yourself.
@PretendMaker: *storms onto stage* WHERE IS IT *crowd gasps* WHERE IS THE OXYGEN *crowd continues gasping*
@AsgardianRose: The hardest part of being Darth Vader is never being able to sneak up on anyone because your theme music started playing.