@noog: If you watch Wall-E backwards its about a little robot that would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people.
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@shkeeber: I would never take candy from a stranger, but I'd probably follow a trail of bacon straight into the back of a windowless white van.
@trayofcheese: The flight attendant has said “..and one in the rear” 3 times now and I’m Paul. I’m 12 years old.
@Quartzjixler: Dancing Prime Minister Dancing Chancellor of the Exchequer Dancing Lord Privy Seal -ABBA explores dance vis-a-vis constitutional monarchies
@_Ms_Moneypenny_: This salad isn't going to toss itself. *winks* - Things you shouldn't say as you pass food around the Thanksgiving table :(