@Mr_Kapowski: If you wear a cape to a meal, you can spin it around to the front and have a full sized bib for eating
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@KentWGraham: You act like no one at work has ever asked you to apply ointment to a bunion before.
@TheDailySchmuck: Accidentally pressed the soap dispenser instead of the toothpaste. Mouth feels clean but I don't think I'll be able to curse today. Shucks.
@NurseMurderer: I never understood movie scenes where they have to train assassins. just drop me in some hot climate, don't feed me and I'll kill everyone.