@samfromks: If you wear a man bun in a dimly lit restaurant and I call you ma'am... That's on you.
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@ladyfiredancer: When I was younger MTV actually played videos. That's what the M stands for. Music. Not Maternity, Motherhood or Moron.
@TheAlexNevil: You can learn a lot from a woman wielding a knife. For example, your top running speed.
@AHMalcolm: Conan: Texas recently had 9 earthquakes in a day. But don’t worry: Scientists are hard at work figuring out exactly what God was angry about