@TheDairylandDon: If you wear a ship's captain's hat around, people will just do what you say. I run a Starbucks, a Target, a submarine, and two street gangs.
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@TheLemon_: Lets all agree, having your cake and eating it too, is the same damn thing.
@Shot_Of_Cabo: Somehow stumbled upon a nude beach. . Yeah, found myself in the middle of no wear.
@LosLos__: Got home late to a note that said "Wake me up for sex", which I stared at for 10 mins before realizing it was my own handwriting.
@DamonHunzeker: Gas is so cheap right now, I just buy a new car when I run out.
@LoveNLunchmeat: Kids, we can go to the pet expo BUT WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY ANIMALS. WE ALREADY HAVE A DOG *leaves with two lizards, a fish & a baby giraffe
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