@T_N_Crumpets: If you were 8 yrs old when "red red wine" was released UB40 now
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@girl_a_whirl: I like how this car asks me if it's safe to move in reverse. WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS GETTING MARRIED???
@dxblarssonENG: Top three reasons he doesn't text you back: 1. He's just not that into you 2. He's imaginary 3. He's a cat
@leechee420: A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn't know it was even possible to be this jealous.