@T_N_Crumpets: If you were 8 yrs old when "red red wine" was released UB40 now
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@SlabBaconBP: Take a stand against childhood obesity by chasing little fat kids down the street.
@TheMichaelRock: Kids: haha you have to work and we don't have school today Me *closing the front door* I changed the wifi password. Love you guys!
@PaperWash: [stranded on Mars] me: [journal day 1] I have enough rations for 300 maybe 400 days me: [journal day 2] I am out of rations