@T_N_Crumpets: If you were 8 yrs old when "red red wine" was released UB40 now
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@omgthatspunny: The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism.
@briangaar: I'm just looking for a woman who is smart, funny & can drive a getaway car tomorrow morning at 8
@SwedishCanary: When birds poop on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just so they know what I'm capable of.