@PLATINUM2000: If you were a tree you'd be a bonsai, and if you were mine you'd be dead by now.
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@NoTrophy4You: When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?"."Not yet," she replied
@LoveNLunchmeat: The internet is amazing, especially for when you really want to fight with strangers about politics or snack choices.
@Fred_Delicious: Simba - "welcome to... The bone zone" Nala - "the what?" Simba - "elephant graveyard. I said elephant graveyard"