@PLATINUM2000: If you were a tree you'd be a bonsai, and if you were mine you'd be dead by now.
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@hasht4g: If Pringles really wanted the fun to never stop they'd make those tube things like 5 feet long.
@tastefactory: 2005: We want cell phones to be so tiny 2015: We want cell phones the size of the big rib from the Flintstones intro that tips the car over
@LeonEarlgrey: If I am farther than you in candy crush I will automatically think im smarter than you.
@Doc_Jyoti: I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren't we helping to find them?