@MrsMikePatton: If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he become a werewolf permanently?
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@iamspacegirl: God: The bones will fall out of their mouths as children to teach them that bodies are full of betrayal Angel: So, new diet not going well?
@QwertyJones3: [FBI job interview] "Do you have any self defense training?" *flashback to hiding behind fence from teenagers* Yes I'm skilled at fencing.
@Spaziotwat: [Creation] God: *creates the crab Crab: "wtf?" God:"You're a crab" Crab:"wtf?" God:"Now go forth" Crab: *walks sideways "WTAF?!"