@ibid78: If you whisper, "we're being watched," you can hug a stranger for as long as you want. My record is 13 days.
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@EndhooS: "What are you doing here?" I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond
@RandomAntics: My yoga instructor said "sometimes not moving is the hardest thing for us to do," and I started laughing so hard I had to excuse myself.
@justinshanes: I was probably the first choice of the person who texted me, "Wanna go to a concert in 40 minutes?!"