@Stellacopter: If you wrap yourself up in a blanket, you can show up to work late and say you were just rescued by the Coast Guard.
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@jonnysun: a bird doesnt sing becuase it has an answer. it sings becuase birds are jerks who like to hear the sound of their own voice
@JimmerThatisAll: I would organize my thoughts but I'm afraid they would form a union and demand benefits.
@internetluke: [talking to bouncer] Me:let me in Bouncer: not after last time Me:would a Washington convince you? Bouncer: no George Washington: c'mon man
@VeryLonelyLuke: Me: You must train hard to beat Kylo Ren. Rey: I already beat him once with literally no training. Me: Rey: Look. I still have two hands.