@Stellacopter: If you wrap yourself up in a blanket, you can show up to work late and say you were just rescued by the Coast Guard.
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@TheToddWilliams: Millions of years ago dinosaurs ruled the earth but like all great empires they were eventually brought down by corruption and voter fatigue
@AndrewNadeau0: WOLF: Can I have a thing? GOD: Like what? W: I want to scream at the moon. G: Not wings or- W: No. G: But you cou- W: Scream. At. Moon.
@BrettDruck: They are making gluten free communion wafers now. I guess you eat them because they represent the beach-body of Christ.
@omerwahaj: What's the name of that movie with that actor in which the guy does that thing with that other thing in that place during that time?