@Bob_Janke: If your BF wears a gold necklace outside of his tshirt both of you will be asked to get out of your car by the police at gunpoint some day
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@sabre_squirrel: *saves dandruff for 7 years to throw as confetti at friends wedding that i never really liked*
@dlsims01: My co worker is so mad at me right now her eyes are bulging out like a pug. I don't know wether to call 911 or scratch her behind the ears.
@mrtruthandsoul: How much of this "no more tears" shampoo do I have to feed this baby to get it to stop crying?