@goodballs: If your bf/gf is mad at you put a cape on them and say, "Now you're super mad!" If they laugh marry them.
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@KevinFarzad: Marry someone shorter than you so you can hide all the good snacks on the top shelf.
@Book_Krazy: Just because your kid says, "You're my hero" does not mean you can pick them up at school wearing a cape, apparently
@Cpin42: When someone’s shooting at you, always run in a zig zag pattern. It won’t increase your odds. But it will make everyone laugh.