@jwoodham: If your building doesn't have an elevator and you don't live on the first floor, we can't date. I'm looking for a relationship, not a gym.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@ambermruffin: ***arrives to work sweaty and out of breath*** I beat her. I beat the girl who was trying to walk slightly faster than me. ***dies***
@UnicornSyrup: I want my remains to be scattered all over the beach when I die. Also, I don't want to be cremated.
@Sanbel11: I just bought a beautiful 18th century bowl. It even has a little sign on the bottom that says dishwasher safe.
@therealeatwood: [Ouija Board] Me: Spirit, answer this one question—do you like me? Board: R E A D 1 2 : 3 7 P M