@Supafunkadunka: If your cat brings home a dead bird and presents it to you, don't be rude. Take a little bite.
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@david8hughes: "I'm telling you, it's all or nothing," the exterminator explains to Noah, "I can't just leave 2 woodworm. It doesn't work like that."
@SaeedFaridzadeh: Me: When I was a kid we had to wait a week to watch the next episode of our favorite show. Kid: Is that because the Internet was too slow?
@Mikecanrant: Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes.