@jtrulez: If your child builds a snow fort, by law, they have to move out and reside in it.
@VanGobot: leatherface: cmon, we're gonna be late!
pinhead: *putting in one pin at a time* this doesn't just HAPPEN you know
leatherface: you look fine
@kelkulus: According to my laptop, my New Year's resolution is 1680 x 1050.
@Manda_like_wine: Sorry I pretended I was drowning so you could see how incredible my hair looked underwater.
@TheBrometheus: The true danger of video games.
@GoldenSpirals: I hate when I buy new shoes,
and I have to learn to drive all over again.