@jtrulez: If your child builds a snow fort, by law, they have to move out and reside in it.
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@skylerhanrath: *training the dog to sit* Me: So you're already low to the ground, but you must get lower.
@Tall_Yoda7: *struggling to get the peanut butter jar that I just closed open* "HOLY COW, I'M STRONGER THAN MYSELF"
@thevickster_sa: Staring out into the horizon.. Me: this is so peaceful, tranquil & romantic [Bf holding up a stuffed lion] Bf:Ah zabenya za dabib du da
@SilleVio: Joined a street protest. Suddenly a shot, panic and everybody started running. 3 hours and a gold medal later I realised it was a marathon