@jtrulez: If your child builds a snow fort, by law, they have to move out and reside in it.
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@DadandBuried: My son can now reach the light switches so don't come over my house unless you're really into raves or want to have a seizure.
@SortaBad: Manny Pacquiao says he would accept a rematch with Floyd Mayweather. "Yes, I will allow you to pay me another $100 million," he told sources
@Black__Elvis: I used to think my neighbors were racist but that thoughtful burning cross they put in my yard proved to be a great source of natural light.