@ScottLinnen: If your conspiracy theory doesn't involve cats, don't bother me.
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@mayamanion: The whole "bad boy" thing is fun until you have kids with him. Ooh you drank away the diaper money? That's soooo hot
@rob5373: I choked on a carrot earlier and all I could think of is that a donut wouldn't have done that to me.
@OneFunnyMummy: My kids have enough energy to run 10,000 laps around the house but get tired walking around the block. I call bullshit.