@ScottLinnen: If your conspiracy theory doesn't involve cats, don't bother me.
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@TodaysResume: Include a snapshot of Doge the dog with your #resume. When asked about it during the interview, reply "What do you meme?"
@SeiYoung83: [in HR] We're letting you go because you won't stop referring to going to the bathroom as "live streaming"
@mrtruthandsoul: How much of this "no more tears" shampoo do I have to feed this baby to get it to stop crying?
@TheWoodenslurpy: Oh, I see. "Adam and Steve" is gay, but “Adam dates his own rib” is perfectly acceptable.