@ScottLinnen: If your conspiracy theory doesn't involve cats, don't bother me.
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@bridger_w: I know blood in horror movies is just corn syrup, but it's still terrifying because at this point, that's basically all my blood is
@Weezie76: I always carry bananas in my purse in case I'm ever chased by bad guys... ...or a giant gorilla. ~Super Mario's mom probably
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@howe007: I wonder if clouds ever look down on us and say "hey, that one over there is shaped like an alcoholic".