@ScottLinnen: If your conspiracy theory doesn't involve cats, don't bother me.
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@longwall26: I miss the old days when street gangs asserted their dominance through aggressive hair combing.
@hippieswordfish: [preppin for rap battle] *pops retainer out* dont wanna give him any ammunition *takes off suspenders* that should do it *rollerblades away*
@TheCattyLady: Got up at 6:30am today. Did some yoga. Had a protein shake. Ran six miles. Started lying about everything.