@ScottLinnen: If your conspiracy theory doesn't involve cats, don't bother me.
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@WheelTod: A key difference between keeping a cat & chimp as a pet, is a cat will eat your face off when you die. But chimps lack that kind of patience
@pkollar: video games allow you to journey to wondrous locations straight out of your dreams such as: warehouse, sewer, and subway tunnel
@themorris23: On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker.