@2tickytacky: If your date asks what you do for a living, just say "You let me worry about that."
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@allthenachos: We're going to build a great wall to keep the inspirational tweets out. And Facebook is going to pay for it. Make Twitter Great Again.
@TheTweetOfGod: The fact that other bad things are happening is not an argument against fighting a particular bad thing.
@TheBoydP: If you don’t believe in evolution how do you explain such striking similarities between the doughnut and the bagel?
@UnIxphysco: My boss called me lazy and said I had poor communication skills... I almost responded