@2tickytacky: If your date asks what you do for a living, just say "You let me worry about that."
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@matt___nelson: [Maroon 4 meeting] Adam Levine: "Our band name sucks" Drummer that no one knows the name of: "let's think bigger" Adam: "I've got it"