@Steelers1972: If your drug dealer answers your call on the first ring .... he's a cop.
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@CleverGirl85: Trolling my FB friends by commenting "Looking good ;)" on solo pics of their husbands
@minealone6: Saw a deer standing beside the highway this morning watching the traffic go by.Guess he was trying to figure out who's day he wanted to ruin
@TheNardvark: She said that having a successful marriage is all about making sacrifices so I threw her into a volcano.