@Steelers1972: If your drug dealer answers your call on the first ring .... he's a cop.
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@jabbins: Left my car for maybe 15 minutes in front of the dorms and I come back to this. College man
@LoveNLunchmeat: Just signed up for free HBO, but the terms and conditions were so steep I think I also agreed to carry Steve Buscemi's baby.
@UncleDuke1969: *takes coffee from hot barista *makes eye contact *smiles *winks *sips scalding coffee "Thankth, thexy! Theeya!" *walks outside *screams
@thatdutchperson: "You're not pretty enough. Now pay us $3.99 so we can tell you why." - Magazines