@lawyerthoughts: If your entire outfit can be purchased at a gas station it's not appropriate for court.
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@realHamOnWry: I don't understand people who practice polygamy. Why would anyone want more than one mother-in-law?
@DumbConfessions: *sees couple holding hands* *violently breaks them apart* "Go. You're free now."
@Elizasoul80: [my husband turning onto our street] "know what I think?" husband: you don't have to say it everytime. "we've been down this road before"