@jayonguitar: If your girlfriend offers to make you breakfast at 2 AM. She's probably not your girlfriend and your just drunk at Denny's again.
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@Parkerlawyer: I don't remember 6th grade science being this hard. But then again, in 6th grade, I wasn't trying to do homework after 3 glasses of wine.
@ArfMeasures: SATAN: Welcome to hell ME: That's nice, giving me a welcome S: I never thought of it like that M: You're a nice guy S: *tearing up* no u are
@Doc_Jyoti: I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren't we helping to find them?