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@CorkyKneivel: If your girlfriend says "my pyramid is late..."

Know two things:
1. Your hearing is poor
2. That's not your biggest problem right now

If your girlfriend says “my pyramid is late…”

Know two things:
1. Your hearing is poor
2. That’s not your biggest problem right now

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