@dril: if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war
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@jwoodham: Just heard a dad threaten to spank his screaming son "in front of the world." Stand your ground, kid. There's no way he has that technology.
@Beardson: These people are putting up 'Lost Parrot' signs for the sake of their kids, but you'd think they'd place them higher for other birds to see.
@tdwyer618: The world would be a better place if we all got along like the "Price is Right" audience.