@TheTobbie: On Facebook, someone posted that they have 90 days of pregnancy left. The 1st commenter said 'when are you due?' This is why we are here...

@CherylCheryl94: When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on.

@MrGeorgeWallace: Shout out to the top 5 phones, mega, micro, smart, speaker and get off the damn.

@GoldenSpirals: Creams that smell like fruit play with your brain. Tempted to eat my own leg. Smells like mango, but would probably taste like rare steak.

@pixelatedboat: Critics agree that plot considerations did not justify the near-constant nudity in your film "How To Safely Use A Ladder In The Workplace"