@WheelTod: If your kid is having nightmares & keeps getting in bed with you in the night, a great solution is to go to sleep in full clown makeup.
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@DirtMcTurd: [Weekend in NYC with my wife] Wife: Did you know Comicon is in NYC this weekend? Me walking out of bathroom in a Deadpool costume: No clue
@online_shawn: I'm open to change but not when it's sudden like Stephen Colbert getting new glasses with no warning
@RandiLawson: I really hate to get religious on here, but have you seen the thigh gap on Jesus. DAYUM!