@myonlymizztake: If your kid texts you questions about the price of replacing any household item, you will be replacing said item.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@doublewenis: Everything my three year old says is like listening to a weird roommate describe their LSD dreams.
@WilliamRodgers: Deadpool was Green Lantern Batman was Daredevil Captain America was Human Torch And we're just gonna walk around like EVERYTHING is OK???
@flashember: [Romeo and Juliet as turtles] ROMEO: Death hath sucked the honey of thy breath JULIET: I'm just stuck on my back R: we're turtles, Juliet