@thrill713: If your kids are playing and it gets totally quiet, then you hear one say "you're okay, you're okay," they are definitely NOT okay.
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@UncleDuke1969: [restaurant] WIFE: Sorry I snapped at you. I'm a little grumpy. ME: It's okay. You have your period, which means your hormones are- [one hour later] DOCTOR: Mansplaining? ME: *nods* DOCTOR: Alright, It's gonna sting a little when I pull the salad fork out.
@hunz74: My twins hate to brush their teeth. So I just convinced them that it's fun to brush someone else's teeth. Problem solved.
@fart: what's cool about Mitt Romney is that when you put politics aside he's still a genuinely detestable person