@Sophie2078: If your messages appear as "seen", but there’s no reply, don't worry. He probably fainted from all the excitement.
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@rockymomax: EXECUTIVE: this ones not about murder is it STEPHEN KING: its about children E: ok SK: in corn E: thats nice SK:who murder E: dammit Stephen
@natedeschaine: How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany? #ThomasDieKleineLokomotive
@0v3rthOught: Toto: I blessed Lorraine down in Africa Adele: I set fire to Lorraine Johnny Nash: I can see clearly now, Lorraine is gone Lorraine: Stop it