@Sophie2078: If your messages appear as "seen", but there’s no reply, don't worry. He probably fainted from all the excitement.
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@beccafacexo: If I ever get kidnapped, my plan is to just talk non-stop about Lost until they see that I'm very annoying, and they return me to safety.
@david8hughes: [boxing match] Commentator: Silva is in the red shorts with green, white & yellow trim Me: the black guy. Just say Silva is the black guy
@amydillon: BARTENDER: Can I see some i.d.? ME: *slowly lifts shirt to reveal ThermaCare lower back heat wrap* BARTENDER: Got it, thanks.