@SarahFemme: If your mom still washes your underwear, you're not allowed to have an opinion about anything.
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@HomeProbably: It doesn't matter how hard I try, I just don't seem to be going anywhere in life Hamster therapist: Sounds like you're in a vicious circle
@hythemafia: Of course Bruce Willis is going to keep playing the same movie roles. You know what they say about old habits.....
@chrissyteigen: i have a very sore throat & your suggestion of a shot of whiskey only helped in the way that i no longer care about my extremely sore throat
@SCBamaMan: The Three Hole Punch either sounds like an awesome karate move or an awful bedroom experience.