@ImaFlyontheWall: If your nervous tick is pointing to the sky then might i suggest not going to auctions anymore.
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@Underchilde: Unless it’s that scary chick from The Ring, I really don’t care who is in the restroom with me.
@RobocopLust: A portmanteau is when you combine 2 words to make 1 word. A great example of this is Groupon, a mixture of grey and poupon.
@doublewenis: Hey...quick question, fellas: Does it still count as leg day if you just shaved them?