@DaveWeasel: If your new boyfriend carved your initials into a tree on your first date, let the fact he brought a knife be a sign of things to come.
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@aka_fatman: "I finally caught up with my son." "That's good. Progress. How did it go?" "Badly. I cut off his hand THEN told him." - Vader & therapist
@mynameisntdave: ME: I love u GF: omg ME: and I wanna be with u always GF: *crying* ME: [gets down on 1 knee] will u-- GF: U ARE DISRESPECTING THE FLAG
@TravLeBlanc: I'm a failure as a sociopath. I'm just not very good at manipulating and taking advantage of people. I'm more of a so-sopath.