@PaperWash: If your online dating profile says "I don't have sex on the first date" then that's why you're on a dating website.
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@ScreaminMomX2: Parenting tip: If your toddler is being quiet then they are probably doin somethin like tryin to flush the cat down the toilet.
@fart: theres a train nerd counting the number of ppl that get on and off at every stop. at first i pitied him but he seems happy so now i hate him
@form52: I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played future wife. You win this round