@ericacanrant: If your partner makes you sleep closest to the door, you are either the protector or bait for the zombies.
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@JH_Moncrieff: "I don't understand...we're a grocery store. Do we really need an editor on staff?" Yes. Yes, you do.
@naderdagher: If he pauses a video game to text you, he's probably already losing, no need to feel special or anything,
@matt_simpson84: The best thing about Facebook is learning about all the 19-year-olds that miss the 80s.