@shariv67: If your phone rings during a movie, answer it "Yes, Mr. President. Right away, sir!" And then run head first through the screen.
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@Trudacious: You should ask her if she gained weight. That way she knows you're paying attention to her.
@BlackJerms: I haven't really been as disappointed as I was when I realised that the movie 'Breakfast Club', actually had nothing to do with food
@AmishPornStar1: I'm not saying I'm an idiot... But if some village comes looking...tell them you never saw me.
@LeeryLeary: The fact that the British call math "maths" scares me, since the only thing more frightening than math is plural math.