@ilovepie84: If your Prius was a transformer his name would be Fagatron
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@mollzbenn: There's a reaaalllly old tupperware in the back of the fridge, I tried to open it, but then something closed it from the inside.
@OneFunnyMummy: The longer you're a parent the harder it is to act excited when people tell you they're pregnant.
@errdayhustlah: No thanks, NASCAR. If I wanted to spend 8 hrs watching a car drive around in a big circle, I'd go on a road trip with my mom.