@ericsshadow: If your wife is a school crossing guard, you're missing a huge opportunity if you don't tell people she's into human trafficking.
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@Elizasoul80: I feel like before a bee stings a human, all his dumb bee friends are like "you can totally take him."
@ermahgarton: a big congratulations to all the big baseball men for not closing their eyes when the ball was coming towards them, good job men
@Book_Krazy: Me: you can't just be pretty. You have to be smart too! 8: But mom, you're pretty. Me: Awe thank......wait what?
@pickupIines: do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydropower because dam