@therepoguy: If your wife says "take out the trash" do not reply with "you cooked it you take it out."
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@Supafunkadunka: Women my age expect a man to have his shit together by now. Time to start dating younger women.
@Blunt_Sarcastic: If the inventor of the iPhone battery ever ends up on life support in a hospital, I hope the back up power source is an iPhone battery.
@brichie13: He's an owl with an attitude. She's a hawk who will take him to church. This fall, Sundays become Fundays on ABC's new hit 'Birds of Pray'!