@therepoguy: If your wife says "take out the trash" do not reply with "you cooked it you take it out."
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@abbycohenwl: Before they built this Trader Joe's, there was just an empty field with wild shoppers politely blocking each other's way
@TheCatWhisprer: Giving somebody a greeting card is the most festive way to deposit $5 into their trashcan.
@NicestHippo: [Lions watching a romantic comedy about humans] Why doesn't he simply mount her with no apparent warning?