@HallpassCanada: If you're a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money
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@threeinchgiant: If Wile E. Coyote really wanted to destroy the Road Runner, he should have just proposed.
@RexHuppke: I wonder if racist families have that one liberal uncle who gets drunk at Thanksgiving and goes on about how Obama is DEFINITELY American.
@HeyZeus666: My grandfather said he'd never be caught dead wearing cargo pants, so I slipped the funeral director an extra 50 bucks. And now we wait.
@lilgapeach32: Water is good for you? I call bullshit. My phone drank some one time and guess what? IT DIED!