@HallpassCanada: If you're a grown man walkin around with a winter hat that has animal ears I can tell that @ some point people used 2 take your lunch money
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@Overdue_Bills: Whenever my car won't start I open the hood so I can have a good look at all the things I don't understand.
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@cjwerleman: When Obama declared war on Ebola, an executive producer at Fox News tried to find it on google maps.