@dril: if youre a healthy young male or female with blood type O, please consider donating a kidney to me. my goal is 22 kidney 's
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@meganamram: Don't have money for a cab so I keep calling ambulances and telling them I feel better when I'm close to my destination
@LeonEarlgrey: If I am farther than you in candy crush I will automatically think im smarter than you.
@CheryeDavis: I always take the high road, because the colors are more psychedelic and sometimes you see a unicorn.
@YayForJam: Wanna terrify a homeless dude? Dress as a grocery store clerk and pretend to scan all the stuff in his shopping cart