@KatWar1: [Enters Building]
"Excuse..."
*Voice fades*
"... anyone..."
"... how to..."
"... out this..."
"... ving door?"
@BonaFideIntent: Me: LARGE FRY!
McDonald's Manager: Ma'am, you can't use the drive-thru riding a stick pony. Please leave NOW
Me: I WILL CUT YOU!
*sirens*
@justabloodygame: *stops lecturing woman in white lab-coat and turns to camera*
"When my doctor first told me I was a 'mansplainer', I had a lot of answers."
@MichaelTrying: It's the anniversary of Tetris. We should have a block party.
@joshgondelman: Whenever I watch a home invasion thriller, I'm mostly terrified by how I'll never be able to afford to own a home.
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