@thetigersez: Don't even talk to me until I've had my coffee. *never drinks coffee again* This is nice.

@SamuelHLowe: - Baby, I can't sleep. - And it was pissing you off that I could?

@GrantTanaka: Look, if you need a heimlich, just ask me nicely, enough of this flapping your arms and making faces shit.

@perfect_messs: Me: I've totally got this. Narrator: Oh this ought to be good.

@chris_isloi: Holy shit, remember rhymes with September. If no one thought about putting that in a song, I'm gonna be rich.